I AM MAJI
HI!!!! I AM MAJI!!!
I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT AND ASK YOU, BUYERS OF MOE’S MEATS, TO VOTE FOR ME, MAJI.
A LOT OF WHAT I DO HERE AT MOE’S MEATS IS BEHIND THE SCENES. LIKE IN A MOVIE. I MAY NOT BE THE MOVIE STAR, BUT WITHOUT ME THERE WOULD BE NO MOVIE.
MY ROOMATE, OWNER OF MOE’S MEATS, HAS GIVEN ME A LOT OF RE-SPONS-ABILITY THAT HE DOES NOT ACKNOWLEDGE. THAT IS FINE, I LOVES HIM ANYWAY.
VOTE FOR ME!! MAJI!!!!!
dear meat eaters and buyers,
i am on summer vacation until august 12, at which time i’ll like, return from camp. camp is where i, you know, hone my lion hunting skills to protect ne portland from lions. if you, like, live in ne portland, then you know that you haven’t seen lions around.
my roommate, maji, will be staying in ne portland to protect Moe’s Meats meat supply. she has hired a personal companion, to feed and walk her while i, satchel wheaton, am at summer camp.
my roommate will not be taking meat orders during this time. if you need meat, call or email and Meat Woman will get back to you on august 12.
I WROTE THIS POEM FOR MAMA WHEN I WATCHED HER RIDE AWAY:
HI!!! THIS IS MAJI AND I WANT TO SHARE A POEM I HAVE WRITTEN ABOUT MY HERITAGE.
I AM A RUSSELTARIAN BEAGLEBACK
I AM A RUSSELTARIAN BEAGLEBACK
I AM A RUSSELTARIAN BEAGLEBACK
I SAW THIS WITH PRIDE
I SAW THIS WITH PRIDE
I SAW THIS WITH PRIDE
HI!! THIS IS MAJI!!!
IN ORDER TO MATCH MY ROOMMATE’S SALES, I AM OFFERING A BEAGLE’S BAGELS SPECIAL.
MENTION THIS POST WHEN YOU ORDER YOUR NEXT 4 BATCHES OF BEAGLE’S BAGELS AND RECEIVE A HALF BEAGLE DOZEN FREE. SINCE A HALF BEAGLE DOZEN IS 6.5, I WILL GIVE YOU AN EXTRA 7 BEAGLE’S BAGELS.
THIS IS IN HONOR OF MAJI BEING SO WONDERFULLY AWESOME.
LOVE MAJI!!!
PS: MY SALE ALSO CONTINUES UNTIL APRIL 5, 2009 AT 11PM. PLEASE DO NOT CALL PAST 9PM, SINCE MAMMA AND I WILL BE RESTIN’ OUR EYES FOR THE EVENING.
HELLO!!! THIS IS MAJI!!!
BECAUSE THE BINDI IS NO LONGER A RESTRICTED MARK AND CAN BE WORN BY ANY BEAGLEBACK, I, MAJI, HAVE DECIDED TO, MOST OF THE TIME, WEAR A BINDI.
TODAY, MY BINDI IS A LOVELY SHADE OF BLUE.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BINDI?
LOVE MAJI!!!
HI!!! THIS IS MAJI HERE!!!!
LOOK AT MY ROOMMATE WITH HIS LAMMY-DOLL!!! HE IS OFF DUTY AND THAT MEANS HE IS IN CHARGE WHILE I AM ON DUTY.
WHEN MY ROOMMATE IS NOT ON DUTY, HE CUDDLES WITH HIS LAMMY-DOLL!!!
LOVE MAJI!!!!
