HELLO!!! THIS IS MAJI!!!

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY.
I AM 2 YEARS OLD!

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE EVER CELEBRATED MY BIRTHDAY WITH A FAMILY.
BECAUSE I LOVES MY FAMILY, I BAKED THEM BEAGLE BIRTHDAY CUPCAKES - AGAIN!!!

LOVE MAJI!!
NOW IN YEAR 2.

you know, my roommate does have a good point. she, like, really knows her way around the beagle kitchen.

she just baked some cupcakes for herself and they are, like, you know, really really good.

i’ll get Woman to upload some pics.

HI!! THIS IS MAJI!!!

I WOULD LIKE TO ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO ORDER ONE OF MY FAMOUS BIRTHDAY CUPCAKES.

THESE FINE TREATS ARE MADE WITH ORGANIC INGREDIENTS AND MEAT JERKY.

TO PLACE A SPEACIAL ORDER FOR YOUR FAVORITE PUPPY CALL ME AT 503.245.2853.

LOVE MAJI!!!!

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yo – check it out. Woman, like, talks to angels and stuff. she’s offering Reiki, Shamballa and Multi-Dimensional Healing Sessions for dogs and people.

60 minutes for 50 bucks for puppies. that’s like – way cheap. and she comes to you.

trust me when i say, us dogs are wide open and totally groove on energy.

yes, it’s getting to be fall – my second optimal season of the earth year. great time to, like, consume duck, guinea hen and turkey.

just, you know, a thought.

wow. i’m impressed people.

i got a few extra orders on duck since saturday. that’s great.

yeah – i’ll throw this discount out there whenever i get a fancy for a particular, like, animal meat.

i really like duck right now. it’s super yummy. and just because i like it so much, i’m offering 25% off all duck orders received by 9/17.

eat up.

ummmm….i was, like, reading around the web and stuff, when i came across an article about raw meat for humans. if it’s, like, in writing then it must be true right!

ok, like, i would love to see woman eat raw meat and all, don’t get me wrong – but let me be, like, crystal clear – Moe’s Meats does not sell raw meat for human consumption.

yes – my meat is USDA inspected and human grade, but it contains bones and stuff. you humans with weak stomachs can’t eat that stuff.

so, don’t buy your raw meat for humans from Moe.

the sounds inside
with the lightning close
a crack
my blanket too far
the bathroom rug
a comfort
from the sounds
i shake
not from fear
but because
i feel the tremble
of the trees
in the rain

heat
they say the body
only takes so much
the moisture
on my lips
part sweat
part meat
heat
what’s to say
but the phantom
of my junk
hangs
in a puddle
on the floor
next to the meat bowl

HELLO! THIS IS MAJI!!

I AM POSTIN’ THIS PHOTO-GRAPH OF ME CHEWING ON A REC BONE IN MY BONE YARD.

I KEEP ALL MY BONES IN ONE CERTAIN AREA OF THE YARD TO KEEP MY ROOMMATE AWAY.

I LOVE REC BONES.

LOVE MAJI!!!

look at this……..some pet foods are, like, being pulled because of salmonella poisoning.

you won’t find factory contamination in raw meat yo!

Satchel has a good point there. There are times when we forget to thaw their meat, go away on vacation, go backpacking or are just too lazy to prepare a raw meat dinner.

According to Satchel’s breeder (http://www.aegisridgebacks.com/home) that’s their number one choice in dry dog food. According to Solid Gold’s website, they think it’s pretty great as well (http://www.solidgoldhealth.com/products/).

I know several dogs that have food allergies and can only eat Solid Gold. I’ve never experimented with any other varieties of dry dog food and the best endorsement I can give it is that Aegis Ridgebacks recommends it, I don’t know of any dogs who can’t eat Solid Gold and Satchel and Maji never had any issues.

you know, every so often a dog craves kijjible. old-fashion, cancer causing dry ceral made with, like, no real stuff.

my peeps feed me Solid Gold. apparently, it’s the best kinda stuff to feed dogs when they forgot to like, thaw some meat or when they decide to leave us to go on vacation. whatEVER!

Yes, chicken feet are totally gross to look at, please don’t stare too long. But they are super nutritious and high in Glucosamine. I have only one dog customer that isn’t a fan. Every puppy loves these as meals, it’s really just the people that have issues.

Here are some chicken feet feeding tips:
1. Don’t look closely at the feet
2. Don’t listen to the sounds of scratching nails as you dump the package into the bowl
3. Don’t watch your pup eat the feet because inevitably your dog will look up at you with a foot hanging out of it’s mouth
4. No, you don’t need to clip the nails before feeding
5. Yes, they are considered a full meal
6. No, it won’t hurt coming out the other end

chicken feet are like, the best ever. i love feeling the toe nails make their way down my thich neck. word, yo.

When starting out, the best plan of action when ordering raw meat is to select one or two chubs (2 pound packages) of several different kinds of meat. You dog or cat will let you know what they like and don’t.

Here are some guidelines:
Tripe: I don’t think I’ve met a dog that doesn’t love tripe.
Organ Meats: All cats need these meats in their diet. If they don’t like them straight, then mix them in with beef, chicken or turkey.
Beef: Some dogs don’t like to eat too much beef and will refuse to it after several meals. Blend it with a second meat or only serve on occasion.
Duck: Duck is fatty, so don’t feed to very young, very old or those new to the raw diet.
Rabbit: Some dogs and cats have allergies and this is the only raw meat they can eat. Rabbit is also on the expensive side, so if you have a pet that can only eat rabbit, let Moe know and we might be able to work out a bulk discount.

just a word to all my customers – the price of fuel is like, causing meat prices to sky rocket and like, not putting a profit in Satchel’s back pocket.

you humans should get together and do something.

many of my fans have wondered what my work space looks like.
rollin’ with Woman on the couch, mouse on my ass, and like, technology a paw length away.

as everyone in p-town knows, it’s been hotter than balls.

on the left, you can see me enjoying an ice treat with peanut butter. this is like, soah good.

if i wanted to make this, like, even better, i would stuff it with bacon.

Thank you Satchel for that enlightening message to cat owners.

Here’s the deal: Cats are carnivores and need meat to maintain a healthy balance of protein and amino acids. Raw meat is equally great for cats and dogs and Moe’s Meats fully supports feeding cats raw meat.

Just like dogs, cats will live longer and healthier lives on the raw meat diet vs. a dry or soft cat food diet. Their teeth and bones will be stronger and most common diseases won’t crop up in your cat because they will be eating more natural food.

Cats don’t require their meat to be ground – just don’t give them pieces of bones they won’t be able to digest. I’ve heard that you can buy pre-killed mice at pet stores to feed your cat. I’ve not done any research on the meat quality of mice raised for snake feedings, but I would question this practice.

Taurine is a must for cats and this can be found in heart meat, which we sell here at Moe’s Meats. Any variety of canned seafood also contains taurine, so supplement your meals with tuna, clams, sardines and mackerel like a reader suggested in her comment.

Cats will also need to be feed ground veggies with their raw meat meals. Having a pot of wheat grass or regular lawn grass out for them to nibble is also a great addition to their diet as well.

so, like, a fan named Julia commented that Satchel’s Page is a little dog-centric. she, like, obviously is a kitty lover – as am i.

because Moe’s Meats is like, fair and equal, here is what i think about feeding kitties raw meat:

do it. feed the little pussy raw meat, cause they’re meat eaters just like big pussies in Africa where Ridgebacks come from.

Our pets are AWESOME.
They love and guide us without judgement and always want our love.
Go ahead and send some warm, healing love toward your pet right now.

-Courtney

now, it’s not my style to, you know, do movie reviews, but i’m making an exception, cause like, batman must be on the raw meat diet. have you checked out his pecks?

As you can see, it’s really helpful to have a slop sink to thaw meat. Here in Satchel’s Kosher Kitchen you can see two two-pound chubs of meat and one container of ground veggies ready to be eaten.

Always wearing the purple gloves of happiness, I cut the chub in half, then empty each serving into a bowl. Anything that is left over gets stored in a spare bowl, covered in a plastic bag and put in the human fridge.

Courtney here:

Yes, those pics below are really me eating meat (Bison – not raw) for the first time.

For the record, I stopped eating meat 11 years ago, but I did eat pork 10 years ago (ham craving after a crazy night in Australia). I stopped eating red meat when I was in the 3rd grade (or something like that) because I bit into an undercooked hamburger and thought I might die.

So I ate some bison and nothing weird happened to me. If I could do it, then surely you can begin to feed your dogs raw meat. It won’t hurt them, I promise.

below are images of my woman eating meat (not raw) for the first time in, like oh i don’t know, 11 years or something. isn’t she hot?

my cousin benny is like, in town from the east coast. woman made him feed me my dinner and he didn’t add, like, hot water. i likes my meat raw with warm water. none of this cold stuff.

i had to eat grass cause like, my belly was sore.

yo, had to blog about my after-dinner snack – raw broccoli, like, soah cool.

this is woman…
mopping.
sometimes you have to, like, defrost the meat locker. what woman forgot to do, was like, remember to move the freezer, like, outside.

Satchel asked me to blog about what raw meaty bits are included in the raw meat diet. Before I list everything below, let me first shout out to Moe for lending today’s blog space – you’re the best Moe!!!

Raw Meaty Bones
Chicken, turkey, duck, and pork necks, chicken feet, chicken backs and wings, rabbit

Ground Raw Meat
Chicken, turkey, duck, bison, venison, and pretty much any animal that most Americans would eat. These always contain ground bone and you have the option to include organ meats (liver, kidney, heart, gizzard).

Crushed Veggies
All fruits and veggies onions, grapes, raisins, corn cobs…. Try to get organic whenever possible.

Rec Bones
Knuckle bones, knee bones and mysterious joints of animals. These are like TV for your dog.

Wholesome Table Scarps – in small quantity
Garlic, oatmeal, eggs with shell, rice, toast crusts, grains (great source of carbohydrates), non-yeast bread, couscous. And remember, organic is best – no nasty chemicals.

-Courtney

i fall sometimes
into the vacant space
that place in the bed
where we lay
at night
before boy
takes me away
before boy
feeds me meat

in the sun, with a rec bone, i almost forget how hot it is.

now people. you should be, like, feeding rec bones to your loved ones, at least, like, 3 times a week.

clean teeth, healthy gums.
it’s like tv for your dog.

We’ve had a bunch of people ask if their dog or cat can get bugs from eating raw meat. An animal can get sick from eating just about anything, but it’s very rare for the pet to get sick because of raw meat in their diet.

As long as you buy your raw meat from a reputable source and you the pet owner handle the raw meat as you would meat you would set on your dinner table by keeping it frozen until you need it, letting it thaw in a cool and shady part of the house, put it in the fridge when it is still cool, don’t re-freeze after it is completely thawed, you shouldn’t run into any issues.

What experiences have you had with parasites in raw meat?

-Courtney