Moe's Meats » Uncategorized http://www.moesmeats.com fill your bowl! Thu, 02 Feb 2012 04:53:37 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 IT’S MY BIRTHDAY http://www.moesmeats.com/blog/2008/its-my-birthday/ http://www.moesmeats.com/blog/2008/its-my-birthday/#comments Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:33:00 +0000 Moe http://moe.rtasks.com/2008/its-my-birthday/ HELLO!!! THIS IS MAJI!!!

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY.
I AM 2 YEARS OLD!

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE EVER CELEBRATED MY BIRTHDAY WITH A FAMILY.
BECAUSE I LOVES MY FAMILY, I BAKED THEM BEAGLE BIRTHDAY CUPCAKES - AGAIN!!!

LOVE MAJI!!
NOW IN YEAR 2.

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she just baked some cupcakes for herself and they are, like, you know, really really good.

i’ll get Woman to upload some pics.

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I WOULD LIKE TO ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO ORDER ONE OF MY FAMOUS BIRTHDAY CUPCAKES.

THESE FINE TREATS ARE MADE WITH ORGANIC INGREDIENTS AND MEAT JERKY.

TO PLACE A SPEACIAL ORDER FOR YOUR FAVORITE PUPPY CALL ME AT 503.245.2853.

LOVE MAJI!!!!

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break out
the
meat

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60 minutes for 50 bucks for puppies. that’s like – way cheap. and she comes to you.

trust me when i say, us dogs are wide open and totally groove on energy.

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just, you know, a thought.

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i got a few extra orders on duck since saturday. that’s great.

yeah – i’ll throw this discount out there whenever i get a fancy for a particular, like, animal meat.

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eat up.

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ok, like, i would love to see woman eat raw meat and all, don’t get me wrong – but let me be, like, crystal clear – Moe’s Meats does not sell raw meat for human consumption.

yes – my meat is USDA inspected and human grade, but it contains bones and stuff. you humans with weak stomachs can’t eat that stuff.

so, don’t buy your raw meat for humans from Moe.

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with the lightning close
a crack
my blanket too far
the bathroom rug
a comfort
from the sounds
i shake
not from fear
but because
i feel the tremble
of the trees
in the rain

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