Moe’s people will be on vacation from Thursday, May 20 through Sunday, May 23. Feel free to still call or email to place an order and we can schedule a time when we get back.

Moe would like me to mention that he, his roommate and a hired guard will be watching over his meat whilst we are away.

hi – this is a note from moe - 

just so you new families know, Moe’s Meats is the perfect place to shop for raw meat for your dog because, like, you don’t have to worry about, you know, taking baby out of the car seat, going into a store to shop for meat, then walking baby AND meat back to the car where you have to, you know, deal. At Moe’s, we run the meat out to your car,

meaning you and baby can stay idle while our meat representatives bring you (and your dog) what you want. 

here’s a picture to prove, like, just how much I love babies. 

-Moe

hi, my name is satchel, owner of moe’s meats, Portland’s finest distributer of fine raw meat for dogs and cats. a good referral for me RIGHT NOW is: who do you know who wants to feed their beloved animals chicken with vegetables? as you know, chicken is very tasty, and chicken with vegetables is, like, really really tasty.

so, like, if you want to feed your dog or cat chicken with vegetables THIS WEEK, you’d be, like, a great person, and, like, a great referral.

later, like, i’m going to post pictures of me, moe, tending to my flock of chickens with vegetables. right now, however, it’s too hot, and, you know, i have work to do on the couch, where it’s always safe and cool.

thankyou

people,

this is moe. just got done R&D’ing three turkey necks. the results: huge. and, delicious.

as you know, I love R&D’ing my product, so, like, if you want to buy some turkey necks, you should, like, place an order soon.

-
moe