I had a dream I was being forcefed raw meat. I think it was chicken. I haven’t eaten breakfast yet because of it.

ummmm….i was, like, reading around the web and stuff, when i came across an article about raw meat for humans. if it’s, like, in writing then it must be true right!

ok, like, i would love to see woman eat raw meat and all, don’t get me wrong – but let me be, like, crystal clear – Moe’s Meats does not sell raw meat for human consumption.

yes – my meat is USDA inspected and human grade, but it contains bones and stuff. you humans with weak stomachs can’t eat that stuff.

so, don’t buy your raw meat for humans from Moe.