Moe's Meats


you know, every so often a dog craves kijjible. old-fashion, cancer causing dry ceral made with, like, no real stuff. my peeps feed me Solid Gold. apparently, it’s the best kinda stuff to feed dogs when they forgot to like, thaw some meat or when they decide to leave us to go on vacation. whatEVER!

Kong Heaven

as everyone in p-town knows, it’s been hotter than balls. on the left, you can see me enjoying an ice treat with peanut butter. this is like, soah good. if i wanted to make this, like, even better, i would stuff it with bacon.