meatings….I mean, like, greetings.
this is Moe. I’m delighted to announce the finalists for the 2009 employee of the year meatstakes…I mean, sweepstakes.
- MeatWoman
She serves meat with a smile and style. You know, when you call, like, she’s the pretty voice you hear most times. - MeatBoy
He’s sort of, you know, my grunt. Does a lot of packaging, taking things out to the car…sometimes he helps on the phone. Not, like, my favorite employee, but helpful. - Maji (aka, my roommate)
Like, you know…I sort of, like, HAVE to include her, or else MeatWoman will, like, give me a hard time
OK, now it’s time for YOU TO VOTE!
Vote right here, like, in the comments section. And vote often. This is not a democracy – you’re allowed, you know, to vote more than once.
la’ate
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