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Attention Portland Timebank Members
hi. moe here. if you’re a member of the Portland Timebank, and really, who isn’t, your able to pay 10% of your meat order with timedollars (limit $10). that’s a great deal because, like, you’re not using real money, just, like, time. if you don’t know what the Portland Timebank is, then you’re missing out.
Turkey Necks for Dogs
Yes! Yes! Yes! We love turkey necks! Moe’s Meats will be carrying turkey necks all summer, as long as he is able to keep them in stock (they are difficult to come by in the Portland area). Turkey necks are a great way to naturally clean a dog’s teeth while providing them with great nutrition.
Rec Bone Season
What better time of the year to be outside for hours and enjoy some raw meat right off the bone? I always tell customers that rec bones are like TV for dogs. Need to clean the house or run to the store without walking your puppy? Throw them a rec bone and watch them
what’s neckst
people, this is moe. just got done R&D’ing three turkey necks. the results: huge. and, delicious. as you know, I love R&D’ing my product, so, like, if you want to buy some turkey necks, you should, like, place an order soon. – moe
Cow Pie – New Item
Moe’s Meats now has Cow Pie on the menu. Believe it or not, we have had requests for this lovely tube of meat. If you have never heard of it before, it’s a deliticable combination of tripe, beef, and beef heart and kidney. Perfect for the dog or cat that loves both tripe and beef.
Wheat Allergies in Dogs
Allergies are super common among dogs, especially allergies to wheat. Their systems react the same way to repetitive foods as humans, they develop an intolerance to that food. If you were to eat wheat everyday and at every meal, chances are high that you would become sensitive to wheat – same with dogs. A diet
An Inside View
hi. this is moe. pictured above is Meat Woman on the phone with a new customer. is that you on the other line? was it you asking how to best transition from dry kibble to bloody meat? every call is welcomed here at Moe’s Meats.
Out of Office
Hi, This is Meat Woman, using moe’s login to let you know that we will be out of the office until May 11. In the meantime, feel free to email us your meat orders or question, and we’ll get back to you on Monday. Cheers!
Auto-respond
i set myself to say not here when you call me or write but then how could i be that far away from my bowl?
Backside
Tonight I wait at the door waiting for woman or boy to walk through while my roommate licks her backside
The Lion’s Share
post breakfast depression is a common condition in certain circles where a dog’s ridge runs counter to the world
MY MAMA RIDING AWAY ON A BIKE – A Poem
I WROTE THIS POEM FOR MAMA WHEN I WATCHED HER RIDE AWAY: THERE GOES MY MAMA ON HER BICYCLE OF DREAMS SILENCE AS THE STREET ACCEPTS HER LOVE MAJI!