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MY ROOMMATE

HI!!! THIS IS MAJI HERE!!!! LOOK AT MY ROOMMATE WITH HIS LAMMY-DOLL!!! HE IS OFF DUTY AND THAT MEANS HE IS IN CHARGE WHILE I AM ON DUTY. WHEN MY ROOMMATE IS NOT ON DUTY, HE CUDDLES WITH HIS LAMMY-DOLL!!! LOVE MAJI!!!!

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My People, My People

yes, like, as my roommate says – me and my siblings come from good stock. i mean look at us! check out our breeder – Aegis they call themselves

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Birthday Cakes Made to Order by Maji

HELLO!!! THIS IS MAJI!!! I MADE THIS DELICTABLE WHEATH-LESS, CORNMEAL ORGANIC BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR MY ROOMMATE AND HIS SIBLINGS. WHEN YOU ARE A PUREBRED, APPARENTLY YOU ARE ENTITLED TO SUCH TREATS. LOVE MAJI!!!!!!!

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Business Cards Online

moe-11 The above link will open a PDF of Satchel’s new business cards. How very exciting and professional. He even has a gold case to carry them in, dangling from his collar.

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Biz Cards

Moe’s Meats now has brnad new and exciting business cards (they’re orange). Ask for them. Demand them.

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A woman, a fork

The sound of Woman’s fork down on the plate. I wait, patient on my haunch. What’s left to finish in time is mine.

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Happy Birthday to Me

yes lovely readers, it is my birthday today…along with my other brothers and sisters. i started the day by getting out of bed and taking my regular post-sleep nap. afterwards i noshed on a rec bone, then ate a bowl full of oatmeal with a raw egg on top and some drizzled olive oil. while

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Veggies for Your Pet

My preference (this is Meat Woman typing) is to go to my local co-op (Alberta Street Co-op) and did through their compost bin for veggie scraps. I don’t take onions, cobs or grapes and I make sure to wash off the coffee grounds. If I don’t need to make veggies right away, then I freeze

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Budgeting for your pets

Hi everyone, this is Dave, Satchel’s meat boy. I wanted to write a quick note about what’s going on here at Moe’s Meats, and how we can help you budget for your pet’s healthy diet. We’re dog owners. We started Moe’s Meats because, as we found ourselves budgeting in wake of the current economic situation,

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Meat Gravey Upsidedown

The clouds, like rain today. I drain myself clear in the yard, let fog disappear in a roll not unlike a meat tube. My meal gone too, I’m called, again and again, to what nearly tastes like gravy coming down. Meat Gravy Upsidedown

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When You Order Meat

When you order from Moe’s Meats, Moe sends his Meat Boy Bitch into the garage to pack up you order. Moe believes in micromanaging, so he sends his assistant, The BeagleFace out to supervise. Staying with the theme, Moe himself watches all orders being packed to ensure quality.

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