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Fall Meat

yes, it’s getting to be fall – my second optimal season of the earth year. great time to, like, consume duck, guinea hen and turkey. just, you know, a thought.

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Duck Discount – It Really Worked

wow. i’m impressed people. i got a few extra orders on duck since saturday. that’s great. yeah – i’ll throw this discount out there whenever i get a fancy for a particular, like, animal meat.

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Duck Discount

i really like duck right now. it’s super yummy. and just because i like it so much, i’m offering 25% off all duck orders received by 9/17. eat up.

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Raw Meat For Humans

ummmm….i was, like, reading around the web and stuff, when i came across an article about raw meat for humans. if it’s, like, in writing then it must be true right! ok, like, i would love to see woman eat raw meat and all, don’t get me wrong – but let me be, like, crystal

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The Sounds Inside – a Poem

the sounds inside with the lightning close a crack my blanket too far the bathroom rug a comfort from the sounds i shake not from fear but because i feel the tremble of the trees in the rain

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Heat -a poem

heat they say the body only takes so much the moisture on my lips part sweat part meat heat what’s to say but the phantom of my junk hangs in a puddle on the floor next to the meat bowl

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THIS IS MAJI

HELLO! THIS IS MAJI!! I AM POSTIN’ THIS PHOTO-GRAPH OF ME CHEWING ON A REC BONE IN MY BONE YARD. I KEEP ALL MY BONES IN ONE CERTAIN AREA OF THE YARD TO KEEP MY ROOMMATE AWAY. I LOVE REC BONES. LOVE MAJI!!!

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Human Point of View: Rec Bones Inside

Mmmmm…rec bones. What dog doesn’t enjoy these lovely treats? It’s like outdoor TV for you pet. Of course, you can always lay a tarp down inside the house and train your pup to nosh the rec bone on the tarp and that will keep your floor clean. Warning: Your home may start to smell like

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Lammy

this is my lamb. he’s my soul puppet and, like, every dog needs one.

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Kibble Recall

look at this……..some pet foods are, like, being pulled because of salmonella poisoning. you won’t find factory contamination in raw meat yo!

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Human Point of View: Kibble

Satchel has a good point there. There are times when we forget to thaw their meat, go away on vacation, go backpacking or are just too lazy to prepare a raw meat dinner. According to Satchel’s breeder (http://www.aegisridgebacks.com/home) that’s their number one choice in dry dog food. According to Solid Gold’s website, they think it’s

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Kijibble

you know, every so often a dog craves kijjible. old-fashion, cancer causing dry ceral made with, like, no real stuff. my peeps feed me Solid Gold. apparently, it’s the best kinda stuff to feed dogs when they forgot to like, thaw some meat or when they decide to leave us to go on vacation. whatEVER!

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Human Point of View: Chicken Feet

Yes, chicken feet are totally gross to look at, please don’t stare too long. But they are super nutritious and high in Glucosamine. I have only one dog customer that isn’t a fan. Every puppy loves these as meals, it’s really just the people that have issues. Here are some chicken feet feeding tips:1. Don’t

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Chicken Feet

chicken feet are like, the best ever. i love feeling the toe nails make their way down my thich neck. word, yo.

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Human Point of View: Menu Selection

When starting out, the best plan of action when ordering raw meat is to select one or two chubs (2 pound packages) of several different kinds of meat. You dog or cat will let you know what they like and don’t. Here are some guidelines:Tripe: I don’t think I’ve met a dog that doesn’t love

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Call to Protest

just a word to all my customers – the price of fuel is like, causing meat prices to sky rocket and like, not putting a profit in Satchel’s back pocket. you humans should get together and do something.

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