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Biz Cards

Moe’s Meats now has brnad new and exciting business cards (they’re orange). Ask for them. Demand them.

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A woman, a fork

The sound of Woman’s fork down on the plate. I wait, patient on my haunch. What’s left to finish in time is mine.

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Happy Birthday to Me

yes lovely readers, it is my birthday today…along with my other brothers and sisters. i started the day by getting out of bed and taking my regular post-sleep nap. afterwards i noshed on a rec bone, then ate a bowl full of oatmeal with a raw egg on top and some drizzled olive oil. while

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Veggies for Your Pet

My preference (this is Meat Woman typing) is to go to my local co-op (Alberta Street Co-op) and did through their compost bin for veggie scraps. I don’t take onions, cobs or grapes and I make sure to wash off the coffee grounds. If I don’t need to make veggies right away, then I freeze

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Budgeting for your pets

Hi everyone, this is Dave, Satchel’s meat boy. I wanted to write a quick note about what’s going on here at Moe’s Meats, and how we can help you budget for your pet’s healthy diet. We’re dog owners. We started Moe’s Meats because, as we found ourselves budgeting in wake of the current economic situation,

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Meat Gravey Upsidedown

The clouds, like rain today. I drain myself clear in the yard, let fog disappear in a roll not unlike a meat tube. My meal gone too, I’m called, again and again, to what nearly tastes like gravy coming down. Meat Gravy Upsidedown

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When You Order Meat

When you order from Moe’s Meats, Moe sends his Meat Boy Bitch into the garage to pack up you order. Moe believes in micromanaging, so he sends his assistant, The BeagleFace out to supervise. Staying with the theme, Moe himself watches all orders being packed to ensure quality.

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BEAGLE’S BAGELS NOW KOSHER-FRIENDLY

HELLO!!! THIS IS MAJI!!! I HAVE EXPANDED MY LINE OF BEAGLE’S BAGELS TO BE KOSHER-FRIENDLY. ORIGINALLY, THEY WERE KOSHER-KOMPLIANT, BUT APPARENTLY ERNIE, MY ORANGE PUPPET, IS NOT A RABBI. THEREFORE, BEAGLE’S BAGELS ARE KOSHER-FRIENDLY. THAT MEANS THEY ARE UNLEVENED AND MADE IN A KOSHER KITCHEN. LOVE MAJI!!!!

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Raw Meat Dreams

I had a dream I was being forcefed raw meat. I think it was chicken. I haven’t eaten breakfast yet because of it.

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December Sale

For the month of December, all customers will receive 10% off purchases over $200. Reference this blog entry to receive your Holiday Discount.

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Raw, Natural Pet Food

Raw, natural pet food is what Moe’s Meats specializes in. If you’re new to feeding your pet raw meat, or want to follow up on your pet’s diet, give us a call at 503.245.2853. (That’s also the number to place your order 🙂

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Meat Locker

  Hi Kids….This is Moe’s business freezer. It’s a business in here, with lots of meat (350 pounds in fact), rec bones and mixed veggies. If the people’s freezer isn’t packed, that will usually be fine for raw meat storage, depending on the size and number of dogs and cats. When we first started out

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Video of Moe Eating a Raw Rabbit

To see Satchel eating his first raw rabbit, become a fan of Moe’s Meats on facebook (the video is too large to upload here) by typing in Moe’s Meats in the facebook Search.

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