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Kijibble

you know, every so often a dog craves kijjible. old-fashion, cancer causing dry ceral made with, like, no real stuff. my peeps feed me Solid Gold. apparently, it’s the best kinda stuff to feed dogs when they forgot to like, thaw some meat or when they decide to leave us to go on vacation. whatEVER!

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Human Point of View: Chicken Feet

Yes, chicken feet are totally gross to look at, please don’t stare too long. But they are super nutritious and high in Glucosamine. I have only one dog customer that isn’t a fan. Every puppy loves these as meals, it’s really just the people that have issues. Here are some chicken feet feeding tips:1. Don’t

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Chicken Feet

chicken feet are like, the best ever. i love feeling the toe nails make their way down my thich neck. word, yo.

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Human Point of View: Menu Selection

When starting out, the best plan of action when ordering raw meat is to select one or two chubs (2 pound packages) of several different kinds of meat. You dog or cat will let you know what they like and don’t. Here are some guidelines:Tripe: I don’t think I’ve met a dog that doesn’t love

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Call to Protest

just a word to all my customers – the price of fuel is like, causing meat prices to sky rocket and like, not putting a profit in Satchel’s back pocket. you humans should get together and do something.

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How I Roll

many of my fans have wondered what my work space looks like. rollin’ with Woman on the couch, mouse on my ass, and like, technology a paw length away.

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Kong Heaven

as everyone in p-town knows, it’s been hotter than balls. on the left, you can see me enjoying an ice treat with peanut butter. this is like, soah good. if i wanted to make this, like, even better, i would stuff it with bacon.

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I AM MAJI

THIS IS MAJI!!! I WAS AT THE BEACH….ON BEACH VACATION….WHEN I DIVE-BOMBED INTO A DEAD ANIMAL. MOMMA AND DADDY GAVE ME A BATH, WHILE MY ROOMMATE HID IN THE HALLWAY. I PAID MY ROOMMATE EIGHTEEN DOLLARS TO POST MY PICTURE ON HIS BLOG. HE THINKS IT IS TOO BLURRY BUT I THINK IT IS PERFECT.

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Human Point of View: Feeding Cats Raw Meat

Thank you Satchel for that enlightening message to cat owners. Here’s the deal: Cats are carnivores and need meat to maintain a healthy balance of protein and amino acids. Raw meat is equally great for cats and dogs and Moe’s Meats fully supports feeding cats raw meat. Just like dogs, cats will live longer and

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Here Kitty Kitty

so, like, a fan named Julia commented that Satchel’s Page is a little dog-centric. she, like, obviously is a kitty lover – as am i. because Moe’s Meats is like, fair and equal, here is what i think about feeding kitties raw meat: do it. feed the little pussy raw meat, cause they’re meat eaters

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Human Point of View: Non-Meat Meals

Once a week I like to give the pups a non-meat meal to balance their diet. Pictured above it a mix of tuna fish, sardines, eggs, oatmeal and a little avocado. Dogs love it! What kind of non-meat meals do you feed your pets? -Courtney

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Batman – Part Ridgeback

now, it’s not my style to, you know, do movie reviews, but i’m making an exception, cause like, batman must be on the raw meat diet. have you checked out his pecks?

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Human Point of View: Thawing the Meat

As you can see, it’s really helpful to have a slop sink to thaw meat. Here in Satchel’s Kosher Kitchen you can see two two-pound chubs of meat and one container of ground veggies ready to be eaten. Always wearing the purple gloves of happiness, I cut the chub in half, then empty each serving

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Human Point of View: Switching to the Meat Diet

Courtney here: Yes, those pics below are really me eating meat (Bison – not raw) for the first time. For the record, I stopped eating meat 11 years ago, but I did eat pork 10 years ago (ham craving after a crazy night in Australia). I stopped eating red meat when I was in the

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