Moe's Meats

emergency MEATing

hi, my name is satchel, owner of moe’s meats, Portland’s finest distributer of fine raw meat for dogs and cats. a good referral for me RIGHT NOW is: who do you know who wants to feed their beloved animals chicken with vegetables? as you know, chicken is very tasty, and chicken with vegetables is, like, really really tasty.

so, like, if you want to feed your dog or cat chicken with vegetables THIS WEEK, you’d be, like, a great person, and, like, a great referral.

later, like, i’m going to post pictures of me, moe, tending to my flock of chickens with vegetables. right now, however, it’s too hot, and, you know, i have work to do on the couch, where it’s always safe and cool.