dear meat eaters and buyers,
i am on summer vacation until august 12, at which time i’ll like, return from camp. camp is where i, you know, hone my lion hunting skills to protect ne portland from lions. if you, like, live in ne portland, then you know that you haven’t seen lions around.
my roommate, maji, will be staying in ne portland to protect Moe’s Meats meat supply. she has hired a personal companion, to feed and walk her while i, satchel wheaton, am at summer camp.
my roommate will not be taking meat orders during this time. if you need meat, call or email and Meat Woman will get back to you on august 12.